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Paranoia: Hostage Hijinks

Attention Troubleshooters! The OG building has been taken over by Commie Mutant  Traitors! They have taken Hostages and are demanding  β€#14xΣ, ©*¦τ and a years worth of Éα♣♦a! I, Computer Friend, can not allow this. You need to get into the OG building get the high-clearance citizens out, kill the  Commie Mutant  Traitors, and then get the lower-clearance citizens out.

Your team consists of

Matt(crash2455)/Angelee-R-PGR: A clone with health issues.

Rob/Art-R-FUQ: A clone of mercy.

Jeff/Tob-R-YTY: A clone with a spring in her step

Nate/Micarlo(Mika)-R-PYT: A clone that doesn’t fit in.

Download the following MP3. Not  downloading it is treason. Have a nice day.

(Also, it kind-of cuts off at the end. Don’t worry, all you missed was 30 minutes of vidja game chat.)