Paranoia: Hostage Hijinks

Attention Troubleshooters! The OG building has been taken over by Commie Mutant  Traitors! They have taken Hostages and are demanding  β€#14xΣ, ©*¦τ and a years worth of Éα♣♦a! I, Computer Friend, can not allow this. You need to get into the OG building get the high-clearance citizens out, kill the  Commie Mutant  Traitors, and then get the lower-clearance citizens out.

Your team consists of

Matt(crash2455)/Angelee-R-PGR: A clone with health issues.

Rob/Art-R-FUQ: A clone of mercy.

Jeff/Tob-R-YTY: A clone with a spring in her step

Nate/Micarlo(Mika)-R-PYT: A clone that doesn’t fit in.

Download the following MP3. Not  downloading it is treason. Have a nice day.

(Also, it kind-of cuts off at the end. Don’t worry, all you missed was 30 minutes of vidja game chat.)


Terrorists have apparently attacked  Mimetic Solutions, a content screening office, with some sort of Biological/Chemical weapon that caused the people inside to go insane. An elite team of counter-terrorists has been assembled to go in and find survivors. However, soon the team will find that there is more going on then it seems and that they are their own worst enemy!


Charlie/Charlie72 as a point man who doesn’t play by the rules

Matthew/mckma As a trusting bureuacrat

Matt/crash2445 as an overprotective  profiler

Sean/amishnija as an observant  forensics expert

Sam/Salkovich as a medic with his hands full

Published Author Ross Payton as a sneaky psychologist

and Patrick /Setherick as our GM

Special thanks to Crash, who Re-edited and Re-uploaded the audio.