Some games provide ways for players and game masters to engage in rich, collaborative storytelling.
Some games allow the exploration of strange worlds, ideas and possibilities.
Some games allow you to play out a motherfucking crabsploitation movie.
This is that third type of game. Originally recorded in May, maintained in the internet ether due to a combination of changing personal circumstances and laziness, here is the complete and unabridged FifthEye Productions Cinqo De Mayo Oneshot – “Goat To Go.”
Thank you, tip your waitresses, and goodnight.